Comic Car Lovers Gifts

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

Driving a Lemon.

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Sat Nag

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Cash for Clunkers program is good only for vehicles...'

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

"Let's talk accessories."