Comic Car Lovers Mugs

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Told you so.'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

Driving a Lemon.

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

"Let's talk accessories."

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.