Car Comic Lover Mugs

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Driving a Lemon.

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

Clown Airbags.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Sat Nag

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'