Car Comic Gifts

'He chases cars and the other day he caught a Prius and simply ruined it!'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Told you so.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

No U-turns

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Sat Nag

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.