Car Comic Gifts

'He chases cars and the other day he caught a Prius and simply ruined it!'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Jurassic Parking Lot

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'Look, they're slowing down.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

The life of a crash-test dummy

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.