Car Crash Comic Gifts

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'How was my emergency stop?'

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Clown Airbags.

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

The life of a crash-test dummy

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Danger Loose Chippings

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

Dinosaur crossing sign.

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

The Hulk gets rear-ended.

Air Bag Recall Center

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'

'?6.50 for the lesson and ?56 extra for this. . .'

Bollard Crash

'Yes, well I'm not going anywhere until I've done a detailed sketch of the incident.'