Car Crash Comic Pillows

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

Clown Airbags.

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Danger Loose Chippings

Dinosaur crossing sign.

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

'?6.50 for the lesson and ?56 extra for this. . .'

Bollard Crash

Air Bag Recall Center

'Yes, well I'm not going anywhere until I've done a detailed sketch of the incident.'

What say we don't put a claim in on this one. He barely grazed me.