Car Crash Comic Fan Gifts

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'Holy shit!'

Clown Airbags.

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Two hunters and a near miss

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

The life of a crash-test dummy

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

Danger Loose Chippings

Dinosaur crossing sign.

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Man shot in the legs

Slapstick

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'

Bollard Crash

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

The Hulk gets rear-ended.

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