Bicycle Crash Comic Fan Gifts

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Holy shit!'

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Clown Airbags.

'It doesn't work...'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

"What do you mean I'm not allowed to take the bus?!"

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

Two hunters and a near miss

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

Danger Loose Chippings

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Falling rocks! It does not!

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'