Bicycle Crash Comic Fan Pillows

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Clown Airbags.

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

'Holy shit!'

"Please—no technology questions!"

'It doesn't work...'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

Two hunters and a near miss

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Danger Loose Chippings

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Man shot in the legs