Comic Mishap Enthusiast Gifts

Two hunters and a near miss

Man shot in the legs

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

Clown Airbags.

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Holy shit!'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Golf Cart Punctures