Fan Of Funny Mishaps Gifts

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

'Fine. And you?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Holy shit!'

"Please—no technology questions!"

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Two hunters and a near miss

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Slapstick

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'Gesundheit, dummy!'

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

Golf Cart Punctures

Man shot in the legs