Comical Mishap Enthusiast Gifts

This end up - You idiot.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

spellchecker

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Holy shit!'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Two hunters and a near miss

The life of a crash-test dummy

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Falling rocks! It does not!

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

Golf Cart Punctures

Man shot in the legs

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."