Comedic Mishap Enthusiast Gifts

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'I've turned the house upside down, but I still can't find my car keys!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

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"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Dyslexic Palm Reading

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Holy shit!'

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Two hunters and a near miss

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'