Comedic Mishap Lover Gifts

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'Lucky that I lost your No-Claim Bonus last lesson.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Holy shit!'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Bruce, your dingleberry's ringing'

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

"I don't like sweetcorn".

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Falling rocks! It does not!

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

The Off-Tones

Golf Cart Punctures

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

'Magic and culinary.'

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

Slapstick