Comedic Mishap Lover Pillows

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'Lucky that I lost your No-Claim Bonus last lesson.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Holy shit!'

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

"I don't like sweetcorn".

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

The Off-Tones

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

Golf Cart Punctures

Slapstick

'Magic and culinary.'