Comedic Mishap Aficionado Pillows

'I think I see why your gun is shooting high, Al.'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

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A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

Dyslexic Palm Reading

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Holy shit!'

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Two hunters and a near miss

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

Golf Cart Punctures

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Man shot in the legs