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'I think I see why your gun is shooting high, Al.'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

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A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Dyslexic Palm Reading

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Holy shit!'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Two hunters and a near miss

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

Falling rocks! It does not!

Golf Cart Punctures

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'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'