Humorous Mishap Lover Pillows

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Insurance claim on Grandma

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Two hunters and a near miss

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"I don't like sweetcorn".

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

Golf Cart Punctures

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Man shot in the legs

'Magic and culinary.'

This end up - You idiot.

'I think I see why your gun is shooting high, Al.'

''To my dear Lorraine, could I ever forget you?'... er... but my name's Sally!'

"It was a great first date. And I loved hearing how your body stores fat differently than other people."