Humorous Mishap Lover Gifts

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Insurance claim on Grandma

Two hunters and a near miss

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"I don't like sweetcorn".

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'Bruce, your dingleberry's ringing'

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Man shot in the legs

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

Golf Cart Punctures

'Magic and culinary.'

Hey Siri, dictate a note. What would you like to say? Shhh!!! Whisper, Siri! I'm trying to dictate an article about our hostage-takers without them hearing I'm a journalist. I'm sorry. I didn't quite get that. He said "I'm trying to dictate and article about our hostage-takers without them hearing I'm a journalist." Thanks.

This end up - You idiot.

'I think I see why your gun is shooting high, Al.'