Lover Of Humorous Mishaps Gifts

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'What are you implying?'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Two hunters and a near miss

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Golf Cart Punctures

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

Man shot in the legs

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'

This end up - You idiot.

'I think I see why your gun is shooting high, Al.'

"We can update that later!"

''To my dear Lorraine, could I ever forget you?'... er... but my name's Sally!'

'Why even come, Harris?'

'This must be your lucky day, madam. Not only am I a Jehovah's Witness - I'm also selling double glazing.'