Storyteller Of Funny Mishaps Gifts

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'Fine. And you?'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'This is your lucky day!'

"It's not what you think."

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

Cotton candy

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Two hunters and a near miss

Bad experiences at an early age can affect the whole life.

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Mobile library.

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

Man shot in the legs

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."