Storyteller Of Funny Mishaps Gifts

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'Fine. And you?'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'This is your lucky day!'

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

"It's not what you think."

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Freak Accident Specialist

Cotton candy

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Please—no technology questions!"

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Two hunters and a near miss

Bad experiences at an early age can affect the whole life.

"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Mobile library.

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

Man shot in the legs