Fun Of Mishaps Gifts

'Fine. And you?'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Two hunters and a near miss

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

'Gesundheit, dummy!'

Man shot in the legs

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Magician tells of Apprentice

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'