Fun Of Mishaps Pillows

'Fine. And you?'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

Two hunters and a near miss

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Magician tells of Apprentice

'Gesundheit, dummy!'

Man shot in the legs

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'