Fan Of Funny Mishaps Pillows

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

'Fine. And you?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

'Holy shit!'

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Two hunters and a near miss

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

Falling rocks! It does not!

'Gesundheit, dummy!'

Golf Cart Punctures

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

Man shot in the legs

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."