Humorist Of Mishaps Pillows

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'This is your lucky day!'

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'How was my emergency stop?'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Cotton candy

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'It doesn't work...'

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?"

"And hold the mayo."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Luck

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

"Well done!"

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Forest Fire Hazard

Two hunters and a near miss

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'It happens.'

Bad experiences at an early age can affect the whole life.