Funny Mishap Pillows

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

'Fine. And you?'

Desert Island Mishap

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Holy shit!'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Two hunters and a near miss

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

witch landing

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

The Grim Reaper is standing at the airport baggage claim waiting to pick up his scythe case from the luggage conveyor.

Magician tells of Apprentice

Slapstick

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Man shot in the legs

Golf Cart Punctures

This end up - You idiot.

'I think I see why your gun is shooting high, Al.'

A man stumbling as his bus comes to a halt.