Funny Mishap Pillows

"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

'Fine. And you?'

Desert Island Mishap

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Holy shit!'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

Two hunters and a near miss

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

witch landing

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

The Grim Reaper is standing at the airport baggage claim waiting to pick up his scythe case from the luggage conveyor.

Slapstick

Golf Cart Punctures

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Magician tells of Apprentice

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

Man shot in the legs

This end up - You idiot.