Funny Incident Pillows

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Desert Island Mishap

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"This does not make us friends."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"I've been window-shopping..."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"Thanks, but, uh, I think I'll take the stairs today."

'Ferguson's not at his desk -- He must be sleepwalking again!'

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

'En-counter'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

witch landing

'I didn't hear you drive up, Doc.'

Window cleaner taking ladder out from under his colleague.

Golfer on Football Pitch

'My little sister can't come to school today - She's teaching my Dad how to operate his computer!'

"Up, down or bite your face off?"

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

'Bloody hell, Jack and Jill! Can't you do a simple thing like fetch a pail of water without getting stoned?'