Humor In Mishaps Fan Gifts

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

'Fine. And you?'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

'Holy shit!'

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Two hunters and a near miss

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

Falling rocks! It does not!

Slapstick

Man shot in the legs

Golf Cart Punctures

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'Who would ever believe this started with a paper cut you kept picking at...'

"Phil had no idea what he was talking about."