Comedy Mishap Fans Gifts

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Holy shit!'

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Two hunters and a near miss

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Falling rocks! It does not!

Slapstick

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

Golf Cart Punctures

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

Man shot in the legs