Comedic Mishap Lovers Gifts

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Holy shit!'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Two hunters and a near miss

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

"I don't like sweetcorn".

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Falling rocks! It does not!

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

Golf Cart Punctures

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Man shot in the legs

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Slapstick

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.