Comedic Mishap Lovers Gifts

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Holy shit!'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

Two hunters and a near miss

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"I don't like sweetcorn".

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

Slapstick

Golf Cart Punctures

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

Man shot in the legs

This was one time Joe regretted being an expert at bird song.