Comic Mishap Lover Gifts

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Holy shit!'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Two hunters and a near miss

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

'Bruce, your dingleberry's ringing'

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Falling rocks! It does not!

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'Magic and culinary.'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Man shot in the legs