Comic Mishaps Enthusiast Gifts

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

Clown Airbags.

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Holy shit!'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Two hunters and a near miss

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Falling rocks! It does not!

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Slapstick

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."