Storyteller Of Love Mishaps Gifts

"It's not what you think."

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"When you promised me a lift home...."

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

The Adventures of Morton

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

She's a little too friendly.

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

"Clear!"

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Ice Cream Romance

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

"I always thought you'd look great, covered in spiders."

"I don't like sweetcorn".

We got together during lockdown but it didn't work out

"Public display of rejection"

"Can't you do ANYTHING right?"

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

First dates designed to impress.

'We've just learned how to talk and the first thing they say is 'No'.'

"Doggone it, Penelope, I'm crazy about you! I'm begging you, please, please don't divorce me!"

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

Lucy watched with embarrassment as her date returned from the toilet,unaware that he had the washroom attendant stuck to the bottom of his shoe.