Storyteller Of Love Mishaps Pillows

"It's not what you think."

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"When you promised me a lift home...."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

The Adventures of Morton

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

She's a little too friendly.

"Clear!"

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Ice Cream Romance

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"I always thought you'd look great, covered in spiders."

"Public display of rejection"

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"I don't like sweetcorn".

"Can't you do ANYTHING right?"

We got together during lockdown but it didn't work out

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

First dates designed to impress.

Lucy watched with embarrassment as her date returned from the toilet,unaware that he had the washroom attendant stuck to the bottom of his shoe.

'We've just learned how to talk and the first thing they say is 'No'.'

"Doggone it, Penelope, I'm crazy about you! I'm begging you, please, please don't divorce me!"

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'