Love Mishaps Collector Pillows

Ooops!

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"It's not what you think."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"We met through a contact tracing app."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"You might want to take this. It's your wife."

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

'Reading between the lines Colin began to suspect that a second date was unlikely!'

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

'Bruce, your dingleberry's ringing'

"I don't like sweetcorn".

'You can't stand the sight of me, can you, Algernon?'

'Magic and culinary.'

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Golf Cart Punctures

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Zebra Crossing

'I know I said you should part your hair down the middle, but...'

Hey Siri, dictate a note. What would you like to say? Shhh!!! Whisper, Siri! I'm trying to dictate an article about our hostage-takers without them hearing I'm a journalist. I'm sorry. I didn't quite get that. He said "I'm trying to dictate and article about our hostage-takers without them hearing I'm a journalist." Thanks.

'It was a maneuver he put on me alright but I now think, it wasn't the Heimlich...'

"Who dares summon covfefe?"

''To my dear Lorraine, could I ever forget you?'... er... but my name's Sally!'

"It was a great first date. And I loved hearing how your body stores fat differently than other people."

'Lucky that I lost your No-Claim Bonus last lesson.'

'Worse than the blind date. . . the 'I didn't know I was on a date' date.'