Lover Of Romantic Mishaps Pillows

''To my dear Lorraine, could I ever forget you?'... er... but my name's Sally!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"It's not what you think."

"When you promised me a lift home...."

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

The Adventures of Morton

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

'I hate these romance cruises.'

She's a little too friendly.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Insurance claim on Grandma

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"I always thought you'd look great, covered in spiders."

"Can't you do ANYTHING right?"

"I don't like sweetcorn".

"Public display of rejection"

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Golf Cart Punctures

Lucy watched with embarrassment as her date returned from the toilet,unaware that he had the washroom attendant stuck to the bottom of his shoe.

'Sorry dad, you misunderstood me. I said that my Tracy WORKED the city, not IN the city...'