Lover Of Romantic Mishaps Pillows

''To my dear Lorraine, could I ever forget you?'... er... but my name's Sally!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"It's not what you think."

"When you promised me a lift home...."

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

The Adventures of Morton

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

She's a little too friendly.

'I hate these romance cruises.'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

Insurance claim on Grandma

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"I always thought you'd look great, covered in spiders."

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"I don't like sweetcorn".

"Public display of rejection"

'Bruce, your dingleberry's ringing'

"Can't you do ANYTHING right?"

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

'Sorry dad, you misunderstood me. I said that my Tracy WORKED the city, not IN the city...'

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Golf Cart Punctures