Storyteller Of Modern Love Pillows

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Two Generations of Readers

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"It's not what you think."

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

Modern Charm

Effective Catcalls

"You're wonderful, Kimberly, and I want to be married, but I'm looking for a complete unknown."

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

'I usually don't do online dating.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

Chalkboard says, What I did on my holidays. Boy asks: "Can't I just email you a link to my blog, miss?"

"So - we meet at last."

' And after getting an excellent divorce settlement, Cinderella married an even more charming prince, and lived happily ever after.'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'