Storyteller Of Modern Love Pillows

How was the date last night? Hot. Let's hear it. Na. Not the sort of details I wanna record in print. So next time we get together and talk? For sure.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Online Dating

Two Generations of Readers

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"It's not what you think."

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Friday night was always sext night.

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Modern Charm

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

Effective Catcalls

"You're wonderful, Kimberly, and I want to be married, but I'm looking for a complete unknown."

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"

Updated fairy tales: Glued to their screens, Hansel and Gretel don't even notice the witch's house. Hey! Hello?

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

No one said anything about blogging …

'I usually don't do online dating.'

Chalkboard says, What I did on my holidays. Boy asks: "Can't I just email you a link to my blog, miss?"

"So - we meet at last."

' And after getting an excellent divorce settlement, Cinderella married an even more charming prince, and lived happily ever after.'