Modern Love Critic Pillows

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Daily Routine

Early Man Late Man

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

Evolution of love

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Tunnel of what passes for love these days. Tickets.

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

'It's not gifts I want, but someone who listens.'

Spark Notes Wedding Vows

A beach has meters.

"You're wonderful, Kimberly, and I want to be married, but I'm looking for a complete unknown."

"I medicate first and ask questions later."

'I usually don't do online dating.'

Medical Bracelet

"And he's caring and honest and gentle..." "I'd do her."

"A guy can fall in love with a smile, then make the mistake of marrying the whole girl."

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"Power! Power!"

'Love? You're talking about LOVE?? Barry - you're here just because I'm too busy to keep a dog!'

"I forgot to call in dead."

"Where did you and mummy meet?"

'Will you marry me, Miss?'

Kingdom of Heaven- Exact Change Only