Bicycle Crash Comedian Gifts

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

'This is your lucky day!'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A Not So Grand Slam.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Cotton candy

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'It doesn't work...'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

"And hold the mayo."

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

Drunken cyclist

"Well done!"