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Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

'This is your lucky day!'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

A Not So Grand Slam.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

La Tour 2007.

Cotton candy

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Freak Accident Specialist

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"And hold the mayo."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

'It doesn't work...'

Clown Bike Rack

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

Drunken cyclist

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'