Car Crash Comedy Fan Gifts

'Yes, well I'm not going anywhere until I've done a detailed sketch of the incident.'

Cat causes an accident by stopping for mouse.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'...and you're STILL texting!!!'

'At the moment of impact my whole life flashed before me. It was so interesting that I made a U-turn and hit him again.'

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'

Husband and wife hitchhike from separate sides of the roads after a crash.

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Told you so.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

The life of a crash-test dummy

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

"... Till death us do part."

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'How's my son? He swallowed 50p?'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

'Don't get involved.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'