Car Critiquing Comic Gifts

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

Sat Nag

"Engineers have actually found a way to fuel this car with the dignity you lose as you're driving it."

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Other decals on cars.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

'My car has been acting funny.'

'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'