Car Humor Appreciator Gifts

"Watch out for the Hit and Run!"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Parking? I don't think so.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."