Car Critiquing Comic T-Shirts

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

No U-turns

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Other decals on cars.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

'My car has been acting funny.'

'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'

'This model was proudly built in the USA by Mexican workers on Chinese wages.'