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'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'And here's the toolkit.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Told you so.'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'Power steering.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

No U-turns

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'It's my prostate.'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Getting the Finger

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

Red car

Grog parks his wheel on the rough side of town.

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'