Car Culture Comic T-Shirts

No Radio on Board

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'Look, they're slowing down.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Castle with parking lot.

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

"Where's the fire, pal?"

Pimp my cow.

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"The Ford will give you a son, and you will call him a manual."

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."

Grog parks his wheel on the rough side of town.

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

'My car has been acting funny.'

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.

Rally Dust Decorating $100 and Hand Wash $5.

My other car's a hearse - Bumper sticker for a vulture driving undertaker.