Car Culture Comic T-Shirts

No Radio on Board

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Look, they're slowing down.'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

Castle with parking lot.

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Pimp my cow.

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

Grog parks his wheel on the rough side of town.

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

'My car has been acting funny.'

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.

Rally Dust Decorating $100 and Hand Wash $5.

My other car has a funnier bumper sticker.

"Hey, relax! All I said was, 'You're a sexy car, but you could stand to dress a little sexier!"