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"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

Honk If You Think It Will Help.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

Car joust.

Cheesie Rider

Roads with a view.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

Cars at the drive in.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"