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'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Grog parks his wheel on the rough side of town.

Rally Dust Decorating $100 and Hand Wash $5.

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"The Ford will give you a son, and you will call him a manual."

"Why do they do that?"

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.

Deflator mouse

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Motor Tourism

"What old school? This is my life."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'