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"Where's the fire, pal?"

Jurassic Parking Lot

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

"What old school? This is my life."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Chicken Road Crossing

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

I love that new elephant smell.

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."