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'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Jurassic Parking Lot

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Penguin Remote

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

I love that new elephant smell.

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'